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Post by TeenSimba on Feb 24, 2007 17:19:02 GMT -5
That sink hole is very large! Wow... And the smallest baby!!
But the most wierdest one has to be the TV. I never knew dust can be that deadly
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Post by Ahadi on Feb 24, 2007 17:21:40 GMT -5
Dude! That hole was crazy!!!
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Feb 24, 2007 17:35:06 GMT -5
But the most wierdest one has to be the TV. I never knew dust can be that deadly Sadly, dust can cause an explosion, if heated sufficently, and in a contained area. Grain silos have exploded violently, due to igniting grain dust.
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Post by mistdragon on Feb 25, 2007 8:22:45 GMT -5
Ok, the sinkhole thing totally caught my attention. Any more in-depth explanation of that? Lol~
And DUST! What will your mother think? Dust is able to kill now. ._.
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Feb 25, 2007 20:53:23 GMT -5
You know, looking at that hole, it doesn't even look real!
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Post by mistdragon on Feb 25, 2007 21:11:06 GMT -5
Yeah, the top view seems pretty fake.
But the side views look real enough for me.
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Mar 3, 2007 15:24:09 GMT -5
Greetings Lions and Lonesses and welcome to another episode of TLKBN: Bringing you the very freshest retarded news painstakingly hand picked from the vinyard of the internet, and edit so we don't lose our jobs! I'm Rafiki the mandrill, coming to you from his baobab tree, somwhere in the savannah You know Mr. Anonymous was expecting SOMETHING... Norco, South California. Firefighters responded to a call of a burning house, and made a very unusual discovery: Over 1,000,000 rounds of ammunition for shotguns, hand guns, and assault rifles, along with 20 guns, and 75 lbs. of black gun powder. All this was tucked away in wooden and stell crates in the home's garage. Fire teams had to restrain the man, who was trying to run back into the house. Police do not think this is the work of organized crime, and the man is now in custody.
This man does not quite grasp the concept of "Theif"...
A british artist, has been sneaking into New York's top museums and HANGING his art work on the walls. This man, who goes by the name of "Bansky", has left several paintings in well known museums, and his been asked why he did. " "I thought some of [the paintings] were quite good. That's why I thought, you know, put them in a gallery. Otherwise, they would just sit at home and no one would see them."
One of His peices:
"You have Beautiful eyes."
Beware: The Swiss march to the next world war!! Evac pearl Harbor!! [We here at TLKBN consider this report to be one of the jewels of our short time here...]
You can talk about your crazy headlines, but the swiss got the big cheese. [ ] A training excercise that involved 170 swiss soldiers accidentally wandered across an unmarked border into the tiny principality of Leichenstein, [population 34,000] thursday night. After returning home, the swiss army spokesman had said there should not be any lasting problems due to the accidental invasion. Leichenstein officials also downplayed the incident. None of the soldiers were actually seen by any of he citizens, and the soldiers were only carrying assualt rifles, not ammuntion. It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," said the interior ministry spokesman Markus Amman. Leichenstein does not have an army.
When hardcore addicts get worse...
Moutain City Tennissee: Two prison inmates attacked a prison guard and held him hostage for six hours. The group were in a smoke free prison, and they demanded to be given tobacco, or the guard would die. "Look, we'll give up if you let us have some tobacco. If you do that, we'll go back to our cell." The two said, and when they were presented with a carton of cigarettes, the followed their part of the deal, letting the jailor go, and quietly locking themselves back in their cells. After the incident, the two were transfered to different prisons.
Thank you lions and lionesses, this has been another TLKBN new report, and I'm Rafiki the mandrill, signing off.
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Post by Ahadi on Mar 3, 2007 16:22:39 GMT -5
Those where great!! LOL That painting was hilarious I always can't wait to read these! ;D
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Mar 3, 2007 16:42:07 GMT -5
Dude, that picture really was insane... And that guy with Fort Knox for a garage? There's gotta be a law against having so much firepower... Dude, he coulda supplied a small army with that... Heck, he could started a war with his arsenal...
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Post by TeenSimba on Mar 3, 2007 17:05:37 GMT -5
Nice news, man... They held an hostage for 6 hours..?!
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Mar 3, 2007 17:10:09 GMT -5
*Hasty addendum:*
Today's quote:
"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." -Oscar white
Weird fact of the day:
Egypt's doctors were so great that they were reveared as semi-gods. Neighboring countries would sometime bribe, cajole, threaten, or even kidknap the pharoh's best doctors away.
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Post by mistdragon on Mar 4, 2007 4:22:58 GMT -5
LOL! I always rush to watch this news too! It is better than the one on television at home LOL!
That guy with ammos in his house is seriously screwed up LOL!
And you know that picture... for a second there... it scared me.. bad....
And it still is...
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Mar 4, 2007 12:05:32 GMT -5
lol... I wonder *WHERE* in the godly world he got the inspiration for that... painting....
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Post by ♠Ara♣ on Mar 4, 2007 12:45:52 GMT -5
You probably don't want to know lol..
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Mar 5, 2007 18:42:19 GMT -5
I probably don't....
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Post by knarrly on Mar 7, 2007 17:16:01 GMT -5
*laughing* I wonder if I can commission him to paint me like that! *lol*
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Mar 9, 2007 21:30:34 GMT -5
Welcome lions and lionesses to another helping of retarded news, picked freshed straight from the endless wonders of the human world. I'm your host, Rafiki the mandrill coming to you live from his baobab tree. "Eet moor chikin" They say... Brrr, chick-filet cows... India: Dozens of chickens had been disapearing in a small village, with no visible culprit, until one nigt during a shift of guard duty, one of the village men saw a COW eat several of the chickens, right in front of him. As strange as this was, the cow was not killed, due to the fact that cows are sacred to Hindus. In about 1 month, it went through 48 chickens, with no visible explaination. Some vets who inspected the cow said it might have been from a deficientcy of a vitamin/mineral from it's normal diet. They were horrified to see the cow able to snatch up these clucking morsels in the space of mere seconds, and with the presicion of a hunting cat. It is also believed that it is suffering from a rare disease, whilst others believe she was a tiger in her past life.Good lord, bush is now not only "Unsupported" here In the US, but in other countries as well!! We all already know of President Bush's highly controversial travels to other latin Amerian catries, but appearently he should have avoided the Mayan dominated areas of Guatimala. Mayans there have agreed with the plan to "Purify" a sacred archeological site after president Bush's visit. This purification is said to be cleanse the site of "Bad Spirits" So that the mayan dead [who are believed to lead the villages] might continue to rest in peace, and avoid any spiritual problems.My god, some one get me a fork ASAP!! Take a moment to replace your eyeballs and close your jaws, for yoyu now gaze upon the "Burger King" [ !] It seems this enourmous burger weighs in at an astounding 123 lbs.
Denny's Beer Barrel Pub used:
80 pounds of ground Angus beef a 30-pound bun baked on the premises 3 pounds of lettuce 160 slices of cheese 10-12 tomatoes 4-5 onions several jars of peppers one pound each of ketchup mayonnaise relish and mustard and 30 dill pickle spears
"The ingredients alone cost approximately $200," said Denny Leigey, owner of Denny's Beer Barrel Pub. Maybe this mondo burger would go great with that gigantic bottle of wine I reported on about a while back....This man is probably only weeks away from being the first person in recorded history to successfully walk a fish!! Fang Peng, from Pingsai town, Guizhou Province, China, says he's got a trained fish on his hands. The carp, aptly named "Submarine", alledgedly ccomes to his master when his name is called. He supposedly learned how to understand human language from his father, who would spend four hours a day with the fish, using a fishing rod to feed it cake when's name was called and it responded. It's even supposed to be smart enough to distinguish his master from an ordinary angler's hook. Sadly, the fish will have to be released into a nearby river, as the pond it curently resides in has been given up for irrigation needs.Today's quote:"Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom." -George S. PattonToday's Fact:When a diamond is heated past a certain temperature, it will simply vanish. It will not even leave ashes behind.Thank you lions and lionesses, this has been TLKBN, and I'm Rafiki the mandril. Thank you, and goodnight.
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Post by mistdragon on Mar 10, 2007 3:31:06 GMT -5
I -NEVER- miss this cool news!!! ^_^
That fish thing is really cool... so fishes are now able to understand human speech? (with the exception of Dolphins... they are too smart.) Man that's freaky...
The cow eating chicken thing -SCARRED- my favorite show when I was young. Remember Cow and Chicken, the cartoon show featuring the Red Guy? LOL ._.
By the way Rafiki, I always thought Hindus worshipped cows... I never knew Muslims worshipped cows too...
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Mar 10, 2007 17:09:14 GMT -5
Yes, I believe this was a pretty good bounty of news. Thanks, I corrected that. It was late for me then, 'cuz I stayed up way late the night before.
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Post by TeenSimba on Mar 10, 2007 17:11:50 GMT -5
That is one big burger!
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