Post by *~LK17~SimbasMate~* on Apr 20, 2008 21:21:49 GMT -5
ME AND MY FRIEND MADE THIS UP BUT SHE POSTED IT UNDER HER FANFIC ACCOUNT.. LOL
Link: Zzzzzzzzz
Midna: Shhhhh He’s sleeping
Me: Oh don’t worry I’ll wake him up really gently (takes out over sized Mallet) Bang! Boom! Crash!
Link: ow! ow! ow! ow!
Me: What no caps lock?
Link: OW OW OW OW OOOOWWWWW!!
Me: much better now do the disclaimer
Link: OK! BlueEyed Twilight Wolf does not own Zelda!!
Me: good boy now here is a treat NOT anyway onward with the story
Weird thing happen when you talk to puppets.
It was a normal day everything was fine and peaceful. Ok I’m lying it wasn’t a really NORMAL day for Link. Being all nosey he was going through Zant’s chest of evil things. To his luck he found two magical talking puppets. How weird. Let’s see what Link will say to them since he has to solve the ISSUES between the two puppet friends.
Link: Ummm and so you are a yeti puppet named uh… Peanut?
Peanut: Yep I sure am!
Link: Um this is weird
Peanut: You got me out now you have to help me with my problems
Link: What problems?! I’m the one talking to a puppet here!
Peanut: Whatever, My friend…. I just can’t explain it he is so stubborn!!
Link: Ummm where is he?
Peanut: In that box over there (points to a box with a Mexican theme)
Link: Well ok I hope it’s not another Yeti I had enough of that at Snow peak Mountain. (Reaches into box and pulls out a jalapeño on a stick)
Peanut: That’s him the jalapeno on the stick!
Link: Tell me who you are
Jose: I’m the jalapeno on the stick
Peanut: Moron
Link: Ok umm… I kinda new that tell me your name
Jose: My name Jose
Link: Jose what?
Jose: Jose kkkalapeno…. On a stick (A/N: When I put KKK in front of a word in supposed to sound like you’re about to spit like KKKAAH tooey!)
Link: Ok let this session begin did you to have a good day today?
Peanut: Yes we had a great day
Jose: No we did not
Peanut: Yes
Jose: No
Peanut: Yes
Jose: No we did not kkkave a good day (A/N: Jose has an accent so that’s why everything with an H he says it like KKK)
Peanut: (glares at him) Yes we kkkave……. A great fricken day!
Link: (whispers) you told me you took him to the spa
Peanut: (whispers) I took him to the spa!
Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer
Link: YOU WHAT!!
Peanut: It’s the same thing!
Link: It is not!
Peanut: Yes it is to it gets hot then it gets steamy then it goes DIIIIING!!
Jose: Purple bastard
Peanut: Mexican condiment
Jose: I don’t use them and neither did your mother
Peanut: Wow that comeback was really good but you have to work on it a little bit
Jose: Why?
Peanut: Because from here it sounded like it came out of my butt
Jose: At least now I have some where to put my stick
Peanut: (looks around drastically to think of a comeback) Umm. Well your mothers a corndog HAH! Ha-ha ha ha he heh hmm uh (silence)
Jose: On a stick
Link: Ooookkkk So Jose are you happy?
Jose: Si senor I am kkkappy
Link: What makes you upset
Jose: When Peanut says a Ding-Dong joke
Peanut: KNOCK –KNOCK JOKES!!
Jose: Come In!
Peanut: No you’re supposed to say who is there
Jose: Why should I say that if I know it’s you
Peanut: (Looks at Link) STUBBORN!
Link: Ok I had enough! Just tell me the problem that happened between you two ok?
Peanut: (sniff) you want to know the truth ok as you all know we are boys right? Well you cannot believe what he did (sniff) HE CHEATED ON ME WITH HIS BROTHER!!
Link: Say what? You mean you guys are gay?
Jose: Hey what are you doing tonight Link? Mind giving me some didgets?
Link: (stares at him with disgust) Ok if I can’t put you back in the box I m putting you guys in the shedder!
Peanut and Jose: NNOOO!! (Gets shredded into a million fabric pieces.)
Link: Finally rid of their stupidity (Watches in horror as the fabric pieces come back together)
Peanut: Told you we wouldn’t leave
Jose: Ooohhh just think about who knows how this will all end
The end
Ok there you have it! What do you think?
Link: I hate you making me get stuck with two gay talking puppets
Midna: Hey what about me I wasn’t even in this fic!
Talo: Yeah!
Malo: How dare you!
Zant: I didn’t even get to do my dance number (starts to do the disco and a creepy Macarena)
Everyone even the viewers: O.O how embarrassing!
Me: Ok this is getting WAY too long and the viewers are getting annoyed and so am I so get in the closet
Link: No not the closet!!
Me: (shoves everyone into the closet)
Midna: Hey Zant your fat lard of a butt is crushing me!
Talo: My back!
Malo: My head!
Beth: My hair!
Link: Zzzzzzzzz
Midna: Shhhhh He’s sleeping
Me: Oh don’t worry I’ll wake him up really gently (takes out over sized Mallet) Bang! Boom! Crash!
Link: ow! ow! ow! ow!
Me: What no caps lock?
Link: OW OW OW OW OOOOWWWWW!!
Me: much better now do the disclaimer
Link: OK! BlueEyed Twilight Wolf does not own Zelda!!
Me: good boy now here is a treat NOT anyway onward with the story
Weird thing happen when you talk to puppets.
It was a normal day everything was fine and peaceful. Ok I’m lying it wasn’t a really NORMAL day for Link. Being all nosey he was going through Zant’s chest of evil things. To his luck he found two magical talking puppets. How weird. Let’s see what Link will say to them since he has to solve the ISSUES between the two puppet friends.
Link: Ummm and so you are a yeti puppet named uh… Peanut?
Peanut: Yep I sure am!
Link: Um this is weird
Peanut: You got me out now you have to help me with my problems
Link: What problems?! I’m the one talking to a puppet here!
Peanut: Whatever, My friend…. I just can’t explain it he is so stubborn!!
Link: Ummm where is he?
Peanut: In that box over there (points to a box with a Mexican theme)
Link: Well ok I hope it’s not another Yeti I had enough of that at Snow peak Mountain. (Reaches into box and pulls out a jalapeño on a stick)
Peanut: That’s him the jalapeno on the stick!
Link: Tell me who you are
Jose: I’m the jalapeno on the stick
Peanut: Moron
Link: Ok umm… I kinda new that tell me your name
Jose: My name Jose
Link: Jose what?
Jose: Jose kkkalapeno…. On a stick (A/N: When I put KKK in front of a word in supposed to sound like you’re about to spit like KKKAAH tooey!)
Link: Ok let this session begin did you to have a good day today?
Peanut: Yes we had a great day
Jose: No we did not
Peanut: Yes
Jose: No
Peanut: Yes
Jose: No we did not kkkave a good day (A/N: Jose has an accent so that’s why everything with an H he says it like KKK)
Peanut: (glares at him) Yes we kkkave……. A great fricken day!
Link: (whispers) you told me you took him to the spa
Peanut: (whispers) I took him to the spa!
Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer
Link: YOU WHAT!!
Peanut: It’s the same thing!
Link: It is not!
Peanut: Yes it is to it gets hot then it gets steamy then it goes DIIIIING!!
Jose: Purple bastard
Peanut: Mexican condiment
Jose: I don’t use them and neither did your mother
Peanut: Wow that comeback was really good but you have to work on it a little bit
Jose: Why?
Peanut: Because from here it sounded like it came out of my butt
Jose: At least now I have some where to put my stick
Peanut: (looks around drastically to think of a comeback) Umm. Well your mothers a corndog HAH! Ha-ha ha ha he heh hmm uh (silence)
Jose: On a stick
Link: Ooookkkk So Jose are you happy?
Jose: Si senor I am kkkappy
Link: What makes you upset
Jose: When Peanut says a Ding-Dong joke
Peanut: KNOCK –KNOCK JOKES!!
Jose: Come In!
Peanut: No you’re supposed to say who is there
Jose: Why should I say that if I know it’s you
Peanut: (Looks at Link) STUBBORN!
Link: Ok I had enough! Just tell me the problem that happened between you two ok?
Peanut: (sniff) you want to know the truth ok as you all know we are boys right? Well you cannot believe what he did (sniff) HE CHEATED ON ME WITH HIS BROTHER!!
Link: Say what? You mean you guys are gay?
Jose: Hey what are you doing tonight Link? Mind giving me some didgets?
Link: (stares at him with disgust) Ok if I can’t put you back in the box I m putting you guys in the shedder!
Peanut and Jose: NNOOO!! (Gets shredded into a million fabric pieces.)
Link: Finally rid of their stupidity (Watches in horror as the fabric pieces come back together)
Peanut: Told you we wouldn’t leave
Jose: Ooohhh just think about who knows how this will all end
The end
Ok there you have it! What do you think?
Link: I hate you making me get stuck with two gay talking puppets
Midna: Hey what about me I wasn’t even in this fic!
Talo: Yeah!
Malo: How dare you!
Zant: I didn’t even get to do my dance number (starts to do the disco and a creepy Macarena)
Everyone even the viewers: O.O how embarrassing!
Me: Ok this is getting WAY too long and the viewers are getting annoyed and so am I so get in the closet
Link: No not the closet!!
Me: (shoves everyone into the closet)
Midna: Hey Zant your fat lard of a butt is crushing me!
Talo: My back!
Malo: My head!
Beth: My hair!