Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Aug 2, 2007 1:42:13 GMT -5
Greetings Lions and Lonesses and welcome to another episode of TLKBN: Bringing you the very freshest retarded news painstakingly hand picked from the vinyard of the internet, and edit so we don't lose our jobs! I'm Rafiki the mandrill, coming to you from his baobab tree, somwhere in the savannah
You know Mr. Anonymous was expecting SOMETHING...
Norco, South California. Firefighters responded to a call of a burning house, and made a very unusual discovery: Over 1,000,000 rounds of ammunition for shotguns, hand guns, and assault rifles, along with 20 guns, and 75 lbs. of black gun powder. All this was tucked away in wooden and stell crates in the home's garage. Fire teams had to restrain the man, who was trying to run back into the house. Police do not think this is the work of organized crime, and the man is now in custody.
This man does not quite grasp the concept of "Theif"...
A british artist, has been sneaking into New York's top museums and HANGING his art work on the walls. This man, who goes by the name of "Bansky", has left several paintings in well known museums, and his been asked why he did. " "I thought some of [the paintings] were quite good. That's why I thought, you know, put them in a gallery. Otherwise, they would just sit at home and no one would see them."
One of His peices:
"You have Beautiful eyes."
Beware: The Swiss march to the next world war!! Evac pearl Harbor!! [We here at TLKBN consider this report to be one of the jewels of our short time here...]
You can talk about your crazy headlines, but the swiss got the big cheese. [ ] A training excercise that involved 170 swiss soldiers accidentally wandered across an unmarked border into the tiny principality of Leichenstein, [population 34,000] thursday night. After returning home, the swiss army spokesman had said there should not be any lasting problems due to the accidental invasion. Leichenstein officials also downplayed the incident. None of the soldiers were actually seen by any of he citizens, and the soldiers were only carrying assualt rifles, not ammuntion. It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," said the interior ministry spokesman Markus Amman. Leichenstein does not have an army.
When hardcore addicts get worse...
Moutain City Tennissee: Two prison inmates attacked a prison guard and held him hostage for six hours. The group were in a smoke free prison, and they demanded to be given tobacco, or the guard would die. "Look, we'll give up if you let us have some tobacco. If you do that, we'll go back to our cell." The two said, and when they were presented with a carton of cigarettes, the followed their part of the deal, letting the jailor go, and quietly locking themselves back in their cells. After the incident, the two were transfered to different prisons.
Thank you lions and lionesses, this has been another TLKBN new report, and I'm Rafiki the mandrill, signing off.
Today's quote:
"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."
-Oscar white
Weird fact of the day:
Egypt's doctors were so great that they were reveared as semi-gods. Neighboring countries would sometime bribe, cajole, threaten, or even kidknap the pharoh's best doctors away.
You know Mr. Anonymous was expecting SOMETHING...
Norco, South California. Firefighters responded to a call of a burning house, and made a very unusual discovery: Over 1,000,000 rounds of ammunition for shotguns, hand guns, and assault rifles, along with 20 guns, and 75 lbs. of black gun powder. All this was tucked away in wooden and stell crates in the home's garage. Fire teams had to restrain the man, who was trying to run back into the house. Police do not think this is the work of organized crime, and the man is now in custody.
This man does not quite grasp the concept of "Theif"...
A british artist, has been sneaking into New York's top museums and HANGING his art work on the walls. This man, who goes by the name of "Bansky", has left several paintings in well known museums, and his been asked why he did. " "I thought some of [the paintings] were quite good. That's why I thought, you know, put them in a gallery. Otherwise, they would just sit at home and no one would see them."
One of His peices:
"You have Beautiful eyes."
Beware: The Swiss march to the next world war!! Evac pearl Harbor!! [We here at TLKBN consider this report to be one of the jewels of our short time here...]
You can talk about your crazy headlines, but the swiss got the big cheese. [ ] A training excercise that involved 170 swiss soldiers accidentally wandered across an unmarked border into the tiny principality of Leichenstein, [population 34,000] thursday night. After returning home, the swiss army spokesman had said there should not be any lasting problems due to the accidental invasion. Leichenstein officials also downplayed the incident. None of the soldiers were actually seen by any of he citizens, and the soldiers were only carrying assualt rifles, not ammuntion. It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," said the interior ministry spokesman Markus Amman. Leichenstein does not have an army.
When hardcore addicts get worse...
Moutain City Tennissee: Two prison inmates attacked a prison guard and held him hostage for six hours. The group were in a smoke free prison, and they demanded to be given tobacco, or the guard would die. "Look, we'll give up if you let us have some tobacco. If you do that, we'll go back to our cell." The two said, and when they were presented with a carton of cigarettes, the followed their part of the deal, letting the jailor go, and quietly locking themselves back in their cells. After the incident, the two were transfered to different prisons.
Thank you lions and lionesses, this has been another TLKBN new report, and I'm Rafiki the mandrill, signing off.
Today's quote:
"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."
-Oscar white
Weird fact of the day:
Egypt's doctors were so great that they were reveared as semi-gods. Neighboring countries would sometime bribe, cajole, threaten, or even kidknap the pharoh's best doctors away.