Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Aug 1, 2007 18:26:43 GMT -5
Good evening lions and lionesses. I'm your host, Rafiki the mandrill coming to you live from his baobab tree somewhere in the serenghetti, and this is TLKN.
Happy new year and welcome to our special science feature for tonight.
THIS JUST IN FROM THE "ASTRONOMERS HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS" DEPARTMENT:
Scientists believe that there IS a shape to the universe. Once thought to be infinite, recent measurments of the universe tell scientists that it may be finite AND it might be shaped like a football.
Bees are our source for honey, and that incesant "Buzzing" sound they make. Most people will try to rid themeselves of an infestaion of bees as soon as possible, but some people wait too long, and that's a problem:
A south florida couple had a bee problem of the worst kind. Jesus Molina and his girlfriend had to evacuate their home due to an infestation in the kitchen wall of their aparment. Molina siad that the bees had been there TWO AND A HALF YEARS before they could not put up with them any longer, so they called professionals to handle the job. "So we're trying to, like, get rid of most of them, but without professional help we can't. So now we almost … They're biting me!'" Molina screamed, running from the home during an interview with reporters. Beekeepers extracted not one, not two, but THREE MILLION BEES from the apartment, anlong with a whopping 60 POUNDS OF HONEY.
Behold: The giant squid has finally been caught on tape!
At long last, the elusive giant squid has been caught on tape alive. Untill friday the 22nd, no existing footage/pictures of a live giant squid have been found. Thanks to some japanese ecological study team, they were able to hook a small (3 feet)squid, but it was still larger than any on previous record.
The bait: A smaller squid
The depth: around 350 meters below the surface
Thank you, lions and lionesses. That concludes tonight's special science broadcast. This is TLKN and I'm your host Rafiki the mandrill, urging you to stay safe, and SANE! Thank you and good night.
Happy new year and welcome to our special science feature for tonight.
THIS JUST IN FROM THE "ASTRONOMERS HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS" DEPARTMENT:
Scientists believe that there IS a shape to the universe. Once thought to be infinite, recent measurments of the universe tell scientists that it may be finite AND it might be shaped like a football.
Bees are our source for honey, and that incesant "Buzzing" sound they make. Most people will try to rid themeselves of an infestaion of bees as soon as possible, but some people wait too long, and that's a problem:
A south florida couple had a bee problem of the worst kind. Jesus Molina and his girlfriend had to evacuate their home due to an infestation in the kitchen wall of their aparment. Molina siad that the bees had been there TWO AND A HALF YEARS before they could not put up with them any longer, so they called professionals to handle the job. "So we're trying to, like, get rid of most of them, but without professional help we can't. So now we almost … They're biting me!'" Molina screamed, running from the home during an interview with reporters. Beekeepers extracted not one, not two, but THREE MILLION BEES from the apartment, anlong with a whopping 60 POUNDS OF HONEY.
Behold: The giant squid has finally been caught on tape!
At long last, the elusive giant squid has been caught on tape alive. Untill friday the 22nd, no existing footage/pictures of a live giant squid have been found. Thanks to some japanese ecological study team, they were able to hook a small (3 feet)squid, but it was still larger than any on previous record.
The bait: A smaller squid
The depth: around 350 meters below the surface
Thank you, lions and lionesses. That concludes tonight's special science broadcast. This is TLKN and I'm your host Rafiki the mandrill, urging you to stay safe, and SANE! Thank you and good night.