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Post by King Kovu on Dec 14, 2006 14:06:02 GMT -5
This is one all parents fear LOL
SImba guess what, Kiara's pregnant
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Dec 15, 2006 19:22:34 GMT -5
Kovu, that'll actually be good news. KIARA IS DEAD AND YOU ARE NOW STERILE!!! THERE IS NO HEIR TO THE THRONE!!
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Post by King Kovu on Dec 16, 2006 6:46:18 GMT -5
GET A HAIRCUT YOU HIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Dec 16, 2006 8:25:42 GMT -5
*lol* OMG, you smell SO bad!!
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Post by King Kovu on Dec 16, 2006 8:31:04 GMT -5
I wonder what you'g look like with no fur Probably not as forbodding as you do with that mane
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Dec 16, 2006 16:30:19 GMT -5
Ug, Kiara is HIDEOUS!!
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Post by Rev CUBBYKOVU on Dec 17, 2006 6:42:37 GMT -5
WATCH OUT HUNTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Dec 18, 2006 18:12:02 GMT -5
Simba, I know about your affair with zira and I'm tellin' nala!!
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Post by Rev CUBBYKOVU on Dec 20, 2006 8:57:32 GMT -5
OOOO meany that ione is erm how about I know your a secret mouse horder and have a delbilitaing desease called A**hole it makes you go meany and stuff dont ask me why I wrtoe this I think its the lack of sleep I am having its crazy
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Dec 27, 2006 15:30:29 GMT -5
I made you a lion of the darkness. How do you like your new black fur? YOU MUST PHEAR KOVU NOW!!
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Post by ~>NalaTashi<~ on Dec 28, 2006 20:51:41 GMT -5
Your red mane is pathetic, anyone can see you from a mile away, thats why Nala's stuck with all the hunting
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Dec 28, 2006 21:20:54 GMT -5
Oh, burn!
Simba, you remind me of the good for nothing louts that make their wives slave over everything while you sit there and veg. You suck.
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Post by knarrly on Dec 29, 2006 21:16:26 GMT -5
Hey, guess what? It's National "Let The Lionesses Stay Home While The Lazy Male Lions Go and Hunt" Day! Woo hoo, party!
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Jan 2, 2007 21:34:49 GMT -5
I saw a shirt that once said Vegitarean is Indian word for "Bad hunter". That's fixing to apply here in a mintue...
Simba, I got good news and bad news. The good new is that there will be a new addition to the pride soon! Bad news? No lioness in the pride is pregnant... Yes... you might want to consider "lamaze" classes soon...
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Post by knarrly on Jan 2, 2007 21:49:33 GMT -5
...and Zira is your midwife! *lol*
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Jan 2, 2007 22:07:52 GMT -5
Aww! That's gonna suck...
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Post by ~>NalaTashi<~ on Jan 2, 2007 22:09:10 GMT -5
and your 1/2 breed cub will have 2 tails
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Jan 2, 2007 22:19:52 GMT -5
You lost something and you grew something, and I don't mean your fur...
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Post by Moka on Jan 2, 2007 23:17:52 GMT -5
Poor Simba LOL!
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Post by knarrly on Jan 3, 2007 9:41:43 GMT -5
Simba, did you know that Walmart bought Pride Rock? They tearing it down tomorrow to make their parking lot!
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