knarrly
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TLKP Forum Founder"No Life" Club Member Lazy Lioness (Simba is mine!)
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Post by knarrly on Apr 7, 2008 20:05:54 GMT -5
*holds up a antelope head, that just got stuffed by a taxidermist* I have to get this mounted. You're an expert on that too, aren't ya Nala.....
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Post by KiarasMate on Apr 7, 2008 20:11:41 GMT -5
Wow, isn't this quite the opposite of what normally goes on, aye Nala, Usually, isn't it you offering hea... okay, getting a bit too wrong now. hehe. ^^ I'll leave it at that.
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knarrly
Pride Admin
TLKP Forum Founder"No Life" Club Member Lazy Lioness (Simba is mine!)
Self-proclaimed Queen of the Pride Lands
Posts: 7,708
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Post by knarrly on Apr 7, 2008 20:14:05 GMT -5
(I think we better stop soon. It'd be a shame for Nala to get more insults than Zazu...)
*evil grin* You know her and Vitani are in business together....
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Post by KiarasMate on Apr 8, 2008 19:20:31 GMT -5
So, are you upset that you're not going to be in the next TLK movie?
Huh, no one told you this yet?...oops. >.>
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Post by Mikokat on Apr 8, 2008 20:54:36 GMT -5
You are being indicted by a Federal Grand Jury in the BALCO case because you took steroids to pic Simba all those times.
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Post by Jiang on Apr 9, 2008 9:27:52 GMT -5
Nala, I've got good news and bad news for you, so I'll start off with the bad. Bad news is, Simba is sleeping with Vitani, you've been kicked off the hunting party, and you are no longer going to be queen 'cuz 'Tani's taking your place.
Good news is, you just saved a lot on paw insurace by switching to Geico!
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Post by KiarasMate on Apr 9, 2008 14:50:22 GMT -5
You're gonna need that extra money too, since you've now been exiled out of The Pride Lands....by order of Zazu. >.> Yes, even Zazu out ranks you now. lol.
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Post by TeenSimba on Apr 15, 2008 1:25:40 GMT -5
You're gaining weight. >.>
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Asaku
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Post by Asaku on Apr 15, 2008 6:40:19 GMT -5
"Wait, isnt Simba your brother..."
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Post by KiarasMate on Apr 15, 2008 19:33:46 GMT -5
Why does it look like Rafiki slapped you with his stick? Oh, that's just your normal look? Hmm...
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Asaku
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Post by Asaku on Apr 16, 2008 3:52:36 GMT -5
Gawd where on Earth did Kiara get her good looks from?, you need to keep an eye on that Simba...
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Post by KiarasMate on Apr 16, 2008 18:53:18 GMT -5
If ignorance is bliss, you must be in paradise Nala.
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Post by TeenSimba on Apr 16, 2008 20:17:45 GMT -5
Why is your voice getting much deeper, Nala?
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Post by KiarasMate on Apr 17, 2008 20:00:42 GMT -5
(looks in Nala's den)
Hmm, look at all of these sport's enhancing formulas. >.> No wonder she was able to take Simba so easily and that would explain the voice thing too TS. lol. ^^
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Post by Mikokat on Apr 18, 2008 0:34:48 GMT -5
^Barry Bonds called, he wants payment for all that stuff.
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Post by Kāŧēlyη-23 on Apr 18, 2008 20:09:45 GMT -5
Nala.. Are you pregnant?
Ahh well Simba was planning on leaving you anyways, I think this will make him want to leave even more. For a fact, Simba doesn't like cubs Nala!!
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Post by Mikokat on Apr 18, 2008 23:18:49 GMT -5
You do realize that your own father tried to seduce you, what would've happened if you had cubs? Oh did that strike a nerve?
BTW, is Kiara Simba's?
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Post by KiarasMate on Apr 19, 2008 19:07:59 GMT -5
Jeez, she's pregnant again? Who hasn't had a turn with Nala yet? Raise your paw...
(looks around and sees not a single paw raised)
That's what I thought. lol.
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knarrly
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TLKP Forum Founder"No Life" Club Member Lazy Lioness (Simba is mine!)
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Post by knarrly on Apr 21, 2008 7:01:45 GMT -5
*pokes KM and whispers* The lionesses have all had a turn, too, I think.
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Post by Mikokat on Apr 21, 2008 19:06:23 GMT -5
^*Walks up to KM and knarrly and shows video evidence from a backalley security camera*
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