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Post by Jiang on Apr 7, 2008 19:14:34 GMT -5
Ewww.... *Pulls out cell phone, calls Hazmat. Sits back and waits for Hazmat team, holding paw off to the side.*
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Post by KiarasMate on Apr 7, 2008 19:23:09 GMT -5
(grins at Jamall) You know, Pumbaa did say that DUNG Beetles were his favorite, so maybe he'll clean your paw for you. lol.
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Post by Mikokat on Apr 8, 2008 20:59:58 GMT -5
Congratulations! You are now so heavy, you qualify for a Disabled Parking Placard! Now less of a walk from the car to the McDonalds Entrance!
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Post by KiarasMate on Apr 9, 2008 14:59:37 GMT -5
Hehe, good one Mikokat. ^^
(looks at Pumbaa)
Hmm, I never knew stretch marks could have stretch marks.
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Post by TeenSimba on Apr 15, 2008 1:24:33 GMT -5
lol, Pumbaa, can you smell even worse?
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Asaku
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Post by Asaku on Apr 15, 2008 6:41:31 GMT -5
Are you and Timon gay?
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Post by KiarasMate on Apr 15, 2008 19:35:05 GMT -5
And who wears the pants in the relationship? I hope not you, since that'd be some HUGE pants. >.>
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Asaku
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Post by Asaku on Apr 16, 2008 3:51:12 GMT -5
Wait, who is the feminine one in your relationship and erm, how do you do the dirty?, dont you just squish Timon? xD
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Post by KiarasMate on Apr 16, 2008 18:55:23 GMT -5
(shudders from the thought)
A better question is, how are we supposed to tell if you're pregnant or not Pumbaa, I mean, could you even get any more fatter? >.>
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Post by TeenSimba on Apr 16, 2008 20:14:35 GMT -5
How is Pumbaa going to give birth anyway? >.> I mean, would it require C-Section?
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knarrly
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TLKP Forum Founder"No Life" Club Member Lazy Lioness (Simba is mine!)
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Post by knarrly on Apr 17, 2008 7:06:57 GMT -5
*gets out a scalpel*
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Post by KiarasMate on Apr 17, 2008 20:27:59 GMT -5
(looks at Knarrly and grins)
Ooo, looks like you're carving the pig! I want some nice bacon strips please. ^^
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Post by Mikokat on Apr 18, 2008 0:25:20 GMT -5
Excuse me, SIR, but when are the babies due?
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Post by KiarasMate on Apr 18, 2008 23:57:42 GMT -5
lol. ^^
My bologna has a first name, it's P-U-M-B-A...A >.>
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Post by Kāŧēlyη-23 on Apr 21, 2008 19:28:34 GMT -5
Rawr, go away Pumbaa you stink. >.>
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Post by Zira on Dec 7, 2008 9:52:27 GMT -5
*cough* hey there gassy.
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Post by Hydro on Dec 11, 2008 15:41:00 GMT -5
Pumbaa, tell me your one true fact one more time...
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Post by Zira on Dec 14, 2008 17:35:21 GMT -5
YOU KILLED HAKUNA MATTATA!
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Post by Hydro on Dec 15, 2008 3:32:58 GMT -5
I need beacon for dinner..
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