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Post by King Kovu on Jan 12, 2007 17:29:43 GMT -5
I'll try that LOL
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Post by knarrly on Jan 20, 2007 14:51:53 GMT -5
Bribery works
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Jan 20, 2007 19:33:21 GMT -5
I think one of those termites got in your ear and ate the little brain you had Kovu.
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Post by knarrly on Jan 20, 2007 19:38:36 GMT -5
(A modification of an old joke, but.....)
Kiara: "I'm pregnant, you're the father, and I'm killing all three of us!"
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Jan 21, 2007 15:33:49 GMT -5
That's horrible!.... Who's the third? XP
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Post by King Kovu on Jan 22, 2007 6:46:55 GMT -5
hey Kovu just had a thought Wanna get Neutered? LOL
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Jan 22, 2007 19:58:19 GMT -5
*Covers legs quickly* Brrr! Don't even joke!
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Post by TeenSimba on Jan 22, 2007 20:01:17 GMT -5
Kovu, can I cut all your mane off and check your temperature?
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Jan 22, 2007 20:02:59 GMT -5
OMG, IT"S SCAR!! GET IM!
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Post by knarrly on Jan 23, 2007 15:57:52 GMT -5
That's horrible!.... Who's the third? XP Kiara, Kovu, the unborn baby......3......never mind......
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Jan 23, 2007 21:20:38 GMT -5
I knew that, I was just [censored]-ing around!
Kovu! Thank god I found you! Nala's cub was born today exept.... It was a dark furred one kinda like you....
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Post by TeenSimba on Jan 23, 2007 21:21:32 GMT -5
Kovu, you don't even look king material, why are you even here?
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Jan 24, 2007 18:28:13 GMT -5
Kiara's with another man!
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Post by knarrly on Jan 24, 2007 22:06:19 GMT -5
Kovu, you're sterile. You can't have cubs. Kiara's going to have to get someone else if she wants to carry on the royal family....
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Post by mpo'Simba on Jan 25, 2007 8:28:20 GMT -5
Oh no... Kiara wants to find someone else, 'cause she thinks that Kovu is Scar's son and she is really afraid of inbreeding program.
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Jan 25, 2007 17:15:59 GMT -5
You will never be able to enter the pride lands again on pain of death!
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Post by Rev CUBBYKOVU on Jan 28, 2007 4:00:53 GMT -5
You are all such meanies to kovu hehehehehehehe nah joking I cant think of anything else not to say to him other than hey arent you scar *runs away * Whooopsiieee
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Jan 28, 2007 13:05:38 GMT -5
The people at the doctor's office made a bit of a mix-up.... How's the new name "Kova" sound?
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Post by King Kovu on Jan 29, 2007 6:26:09 GMT -5
Hey Kovu what am i wearing *prances around like Freddy Mercury wearing Kovu's mane* hahahahaha you now look like a lionesse with balls
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Post by ♠Rafiki♠ on Jan 30, 2007 17:49:28 GMT -5
!..... I'm taller than you!
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